Chicago goatse

The Chicago goatse is when a man and woman engage in funky time and the lady sticks 8 of her fingers in your ass and stretches your hole as far as it will go the Chicago part comes into the equation when the lady uses au jus as the lubricant

“I was with Melissa the other night she gave me a Chicago goatse!”
“Damn dude rip your ass”

by Zanderguy January 16, 2025

Chicago Back-hand BJ with extra hogslop

The act of a woman giving a blowjob using the back of her hands, after she eats pulled pork and beans.

"Did the Chicago Back-hand BJ with extra hogslop meant nothing to you?"

by ToolFan5878 November 7, 2025

Chicago Triangle

An activity involving smoking weed. There needs to be at least three blunts and three (or more) people involved. All stand in a triangle shape, facing each other. With more people it becomes more of a circle. Each person lights a blunt, and passes it. All puff and pass at exactly the same time in a clockwise fashion, so you continuously have a blunt in your hand. Keep going around, puffing and passing until all 3 blunts are smoked. You will get REALLY HIGH, REALLY FAST, which is kinda the goal. A game that was invented in Chicago (hence the name) and over time has made its way to other cities.

Person 1: Hey people, I just scored some weed!
Person 2: Great! Should we do a Chicago Triangle?
Person 3: Let's go!

by DJAK47NYC July 11, 2025

Chicago Change Dispenser

The Chicago Change Dispenser is where you put Change into a Persons Asshole and they fart it out

I want you to give the Chicago Change Dispenser

by IdiotFlower December 14, 2021

chicago salad

a bed of iceberg lettuce with either a pork chop or cut up hot dogs on top

I'll order a Chicago salad as I'm trying to healthier.

by Oceanic16 November 8, 2021

Chicago cumshot

When a guy blows his load into the barrel, chamber, or loaded magazine of a firearm then uses that firearm to blow the load onto/into the face of another person.

I got kicked out of the gun club when i gave the range safety officer a chicago cumshot.

by Jay64 July 7, 2022

Chicago Shit Gobbler

The Chicago Shit Gobbler is a sexual act (fetish) for when a person uses a dildo within their own anus, covers it in feces, and has someone give oral sex to the aforementioned dildo.

I just gave my wife the nastiest Chicago Shit Gobbler

by TheLiteralFish December 1, 2025