Dan: "Hey guys, I'm new in town and I cannot wait to get some Chicago Style Chips and Salsa"
Everyone else: "Dafuq? That's not a real thing bro. Go home, you're drunk."
Everyone else: "Dafuq? That's not a real thing bro. Go home, you're drunk."
by W3rddd December 23, 2021
When someone partially swallows semen then regurgitates and sprays the entirety of the load out of their mouth towards the person who issued it.
by Ironman2140 April 13, 2015
When used as a verb - To ignore or downplay an issue because the city of Chicago has a serious gang problem. Past tense: Chicago'd/Chicagoed
Victim: AAAAGHHHH I need help! Someone please help me lift this boulder crushing me!
Bystander: Sorry, I can't because, well.....Chicago!
Victim: What?! What does that have to do with this? We are in South Dakota!
Bystander: Well, Chicago has a huge crime problem and until that is dealt with, I can't take your issue seriously.
Victims: Wow, thanks a lot! I hope you win a Carnegie Medal for your benevolence UGHHHHH x_x
Bystander: You're welcome....you okay? Hello?
Police officer (30 minutes later): We have a DOA, just recovered from a crushing boulder....based on a witness who refused to help, looks like he's been Chicago'd
Bystander: Sorry, I can't because, well.....Chicago!
Victim: What?! What does that have to do with this? We are in South Dakota!
Bystander: Well, Chicago has a huge crime problem and until that is dealt with, I can't take your issue seriously.
Victims: Wow, thanks a lot! I hope you win a Carnegie Medal for your benevolence UGHHHHH x_x
Bystander: You're welcome....you okay? Hello?
Police officer (30 minutes later): We have a DOA, just recovered from a crushing boulder....based on a witness who refused to help, looks like he's been Chicago'd
by da MAK January 27, 2024
Chicago > Illinois
by Keemakurry November 05, 2022
Chicago is a place where people drive horribly they don't have drive thru s. Most people are drunk when you get there. You drive over 1 hour just get where? CHICAGO
Chicago has beer
by Mushroom noodles July 10, 2023
the best fucking city around, am i right or am i right.
we’ve got some bomb ass pizza (best pizza ever don’t @me)
we’ve got some dope as rappers. love ya chance.
fucking shameless that’s a great show. and Carl Gallagher can have my children.
we know how to throw a parade too. i mean st. patty’s day that shits a hit.
home to the cubs like cmon we all know everyone’s rootin for the cubbies.
you can’t tell me you don’t think our city skyline isn’t just perfect.
so yeah chicago’s the best city.
we’ve got some bomb ass pizza (best pizza ever don’t @me)
we’ve got some dope as rappers. love ya chance.
fucking shameless that’s a great show. and Carl Gallagher can have my children.
we know how to throw a parade too. i mean st. patty’s day that shits a hit.
home to the cubs like cmon we all know everyone’s rootin for the cubbies.
you can’t tell me you don’t think our city skyline isn’t just perfect.
so yeah chicago’s the best city.
by yeah i’m dope March 21, 2018
by Chicagoated July 08, 2021