Chicago Hope Kid

A kid who is academically better than others and better at sports that kids from other schools.Hahahahhahha

You’re Not a Chicago Hope Kid

by Tåtyäńå October 22, 2019

Chicago

the most goated person on the planet

Chicago is the most goated person in the world.

by Chicagoated July 8, 2021

Chicago french toast

Chicago French toast; first made famous by President Barack Obama at his inaugural speech— when he credited the colloquial favourite as his main staple that saw him through college.

Chicago French toast differs from classic French toast to in the distinction that it is made with bagels, and not sliced bread.

Is that a cream cheese bagel? No. That’s Chicago French toast baby.

by Walters Brew October 28, 2022

Chicagoed out

Chicagoed out is a term meaning of being drunk, or really really high, even cross faded. Because Chicago is disoriented and ignorant city. It’s an unsafe feeling when chicagoed out feeling like you are Chicago.

Group of friends: Let’s grab beer.
Person: A partner B is already chicagoed out.

by Jo icamp April 11, 2024

Chicago Chili Dog

When a guy shits on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

Those wacky Illinois people love to give their wives the ol Chicago Chili Dog.

by James Westen April 19, 2019

Chicago Sun Roof

When you take a big 'ol steamy shit into the sun roof of someone else's vehicle.

"Yo wtf I just got Chicago Sun Roof'd and now I gotta clean it up."

by I_DankStep January 9, 2022

Chicago Shrimp

When you go out to eat at a seafood place that is located in a landlocked salt water location.

As your friend is hugging the porcupine toilet, “And that’s why we don’t eat the Chicago Shrimp”

by Pkangas91 January 1, 2022