Bullshit

The majority of definitions found in The Urban Dictionary.

Have you read the latest Bullshit in the Urban Dictionary? There is so much bullshit that passes as definitions.

by GenuinePneumatikos July 18, 2020

Bullshit

When your cousin says "I'll be there for you." but he blocks you on Discord.

Brandon: Just be there for your cousins when they need you.

Me: Hey Bran-

Brandon: What do YOU want?!

Me: This is bullshit...

by Not Ducky August 29, 2020

Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.

“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”

by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020

Bullshit Magician

A person who pulls explanations out of hats. Essentially their compulsive liars

Jake is such a Bullshit Magician

by Youxoli October 25, 2020

Bullshit

Banvideogames saying they don't harrass people every day

That's bullshit

by Fakermask October 26, 2020

Bullshit

Mainstream media reporting “Beijing Biden”
as President Elect in 2020.

Beijing Biden and his prewritten speeches are inspiring.... just kidding, they’re phony bullshit.

by Freedum-isphucked November 7, 2020

Bullshit

When you're aware that a post/meme is not about you, because it's not really about anybody in particular, it's just somebody looking to fuck with somebody's head on social media, you know everything that comes from the source is fiction, its bullshit. It's somebody saying everything they want to say to somebody they know in real life, in the form of talking to/about nobody in particular/directly, which is about as chicken shit as you get. The same kind of chicken shit tries to write everything they really want to say to somebody (in real life) down for show in the form of a script or a note so the other person will laugh when they hear it instead of calling it what it is, chicken shit.

Bullshit is something that sounds good or convincing, but isn't reality.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020