granola boyfriend

A guy who buys all his food from trader joes and all his clothes from REi and Patagonia. He has serious mommy issues and thinks monogamy is overrated. You’ll often find him trying to convince you to do weed with him because it’s the real “Rocky Mountain High”. He has a man bun and wears his chacos to Climate Change rally’s and they stay on for sex.

“I decided I want a granola boyfriend.” “Why?”

by x_zOdiAc.SiGnS._x May 18, 2020

National Boyfriend Day

National boyfriend day is October 3rd so do something nice for him and spend some time with him :)

gf: "happy national boyfriend day I hope you like the gift I got you"
bf: "thank you bby I love you"

by imacoolkid1 October 3, 2020

munch boyfriend

Someone who loves eating pussy, and eats it like they're starving. That's also your boyfriend.

My boyfriends a munch boyfriend, I love him

by Stinkledoob June 3, 2023

Back pocket boyfriend

The ex-boyfriend that you give false hope of getting back together with when you(the ex-girlfriend) find out he's interested in another female.

ex-boyfriend back pocket boyfriend

by PlanetKiKi September 26, 2015

Do as your boyfriend says day

You do anything you boyfriend asks or says for the whole day, to corporate male dominance

Do as your boyfriend says day: you do what your boyfriend ask or tells you

by NewtonMon5terEn3 April 26, 2020

Skeppy's Boyfriend

Skeppy's Boyfriend is Badboyhalo. You can also make it to skephalo, a ship name between The youtube Skeppy and Badboyhalo

"Is skeppy single"
"no badboyhalo is with him"
"huh"
"Skeppy's boyfriend is Badboyhalo"

by any_askerss July 11, 2021

National Ex Boyfriend Day

Today is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!

You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!

by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022