banter recieved

When someone throws some quality banter your way and you want to show your appreciation and respect by not providing a come back.

"Well I didn't see you getting with Neil's sister last night..."

"Banter recieved mate. Banter recieved."

by Prestige-worldwide September 3, 2016

banteristic

petty lil banter, shit lines, used as a comeback or a sideline, or its just not up to standards.

"your face looks like a fookin muffin"
"hah thats banteristic, you literally have nothing more to say huh? do your worst."

by KingMunchies November 21, 2016

bender strays

finding all the different long hairs in your bed after you take some thots to pound town

1. bro i couldn't sleep last night because i had to keep pulling bender strays out of my mouth
2. thats what you get for running a train on those 4 thots ferda
3. so ferda

by roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes July 31, 2017

banter kid

A way used to call a gay/stupid person

Jonny - you see that max guy he’s a banter kid
Nathan- I know he’s gay

by BanterKid HQ June 7, 2018

Banter Fish

A reference to the 16th Century. Famously pioneered by Henry VIII a 'Banter Fish' would be given to a court jester for a particularly humorous performance.

Later became shortened and used metaphorically for recognition of a funny joke.

I say, marvelous performance. Have some Banter Fish *hands fish*

by Obscure definitions August 14, 2018

Bendered

Definition 1 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but stands you up because of some lame excuse.
Definition 2 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but is way later than what they originally told you.

example 1 I got bendered by Mark today at the trailhead.
example 2 I bendered hard this morning

by awgi October 4, 2018

Bender Dwarf

A very common design for garden knomes, involving pointy ears and homosexual art

I just saw one o, they bender dwarf lookin like a gnome down in fini

by MagicMushroomVlad January 23, 2019