Beans

Beans are possibly the greatest things ever made although people might call you out after spilling your beans on your shirt while watching cars three in theaters but beans are very much amazing and you should invite them into your life👺

I spilled my beans on my shirt while watching cars three

by Ethan brad- bean fanatic July 14, 2018

beans in your pants

Referring to someone who is being goofy or overly energetic. Not dissimilar from “ants in your pants.”

Karen, calm down. You’ve got beans in your pants.

by FiestaNic October 1, 2019

Beanism

The best religion ever. We worship Henry J Heinz, who created Heinz Beans. We hate Bush Beans, they are the devils spawn.

Bob: are you in the Beanism religion?
Billy: what's Beanism?
Bob: only the best religion to ever exist
Billy: oh that's pretty poggers, i will join Beanism

by Bean#2703 September 19, 2020

Beans on toast

God's gift to mankind

All i want for christmas is Beans on toast

by boop;) December 22, 2020

Anal beans

The baked bean is a sex position in which the male will bake an appropriate amount of beans and while they are still hot, pour them into the anal cavity of the female. When the beans have been inside the female for a few minutes the male will pour the back out into a bowl and eat them.

My boyfriend and I tried Anal Beans yesterday in bed.

by Nigga eating beans July 16, 2020

less beans

someone identifying as a female and hating dick no jimmy you can't make them straight

jimmy : can i have your number? you're so cute
her : sorry i am a less beans
jimmy : you just didn't meet the one
her : fuck you jimmy

by hecateria December 29, 2020

give 'er beans

Give it your best effort.

The teacher instructed the class to not begin writing the test until she has indicated that it is okay to start. "Give 'er beans!" she said, indicating that it was now indeed time to begin the test.

by rnork May 16, 2016