Highly buff alien

A highly buff alien is smarter than ratty, dumber than nerds, and stronger than most nerds and some ratties. Aliens with ADHD can become smarter by taking Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Flodafinil, Methiopropamine (MPA), Ethiopropamine (EPA), low dose a-PVP, Prolintane, low dose 4F-MPH, 3-FA, low dose 3-FMA, low dose 2-FMA, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC, Bromantane, Aniracetam, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Nicotine gum or vape, Ethylamphetamine (Speed), Amphetamine (Speed), low dose Methamphetamine (Meth) stacked with Tropoflavin, Mephentermine, Adipex, and more. Then highly buff alien becomes highly buff nerd, neek, or geek, but cooler. Most highly buff aliens are all natural.

Highly buff alien is cool. Highly buff alien will kick your ass if you don't add the definition and act like a rebublican. Stupid Rebublican!

Highly buff alien: Too buff for this world!

by CynderFanclub April 14, 2024

Surfing with the Alien

When you pleasure yourself using the eyes in the Chrome Dome box set (by Joe Satriani)

I was surfing with the alien last night, I came so hard , it felt great!

by Strimbles June 11, 2024

E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy

i dont know lol

E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy

by absdfg June 12, 2024

locked-in alien

An AI generated meme which debuted at the end of 2024. Two agents ask, 'What is the next step of the operation?', followed by different visuals and backed by the audio of Scissorhands by Trekkrrholymountain.

'Have you heard of the locked-in alien meme? It's more massive than the low taper fade meme!'
'Cap!'

by LocalNeighbourhoodDictionary January 7, 2025

Locked in alien

What is the next step in our operation

“Bro that alien was so locked in we have to start the operation now” locked in alien means aliens who have aura

by Brainrotking January 9, 2025

The Shawnee Alien

An infamous figure in Shawnee High School History, known for actively terrorizing students in the 2023-2024 school year. He is not special needs or anything he just feeds off of fear.

His crimes include:

- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room

- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy

List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush

- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles

The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025

“I can’t wait to go into the locker room I’m sure my freshman wrestling season is gonna be great!”

“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”

by Luke Choadwalker March 4, 2025

multidimensional purse aliens

um in a world where em have no meaning
multidimensional purse aliens aim to en-
hance the dimensions of meaninglessness
to the next schrizo billable level. oh shuks

She groveled turnonover my masculinity until I turned into a flamebasket glass-case slipper in her happily after four ever pronjob oddjob jame mcvoy poem, and let her feed my polywogs to her huge rock hard lion's mane, she taught her daughters to win over the hearts of the multidimensional purse aliens cause my white paper had red ink and my jelly donut DNA was not allowed to live the flying sauce 'e'r s' somethin like'at. I was too white to leave and too red to die, man whita life, by a beautiful life christmas, in dedocakeson to Snow White.

by sinrlifemattrs November 7, 2025