August 23rd

No definition, I just really fucking hate August 23rd for no reason at all.

“Man… I really fucking hate August 23rd”

by Krinklewastaken August 12, 2023

august 15

August 15 it's the day when the loveliest couple was formed

Anna: It's august 15
Emma: so?
Anna: Today I celebrate 3 years of relationship!!

by damian6996 August 14, 2023

August 15

National 'get drunk and have sex with your friend' day <3

x: hey wanna drink smth tonight?
y: oh no it's august 15 i know u wanna fuck me dumbass

by bluescreenbl August 14, 2023

August 30

National FaceTime your girlfriend day because she misses you

“It’s august 30th!”
“Oh well we should probably FaceTime!”

by Poopfart86 August 30, 2023

August 16th

Those born on this Day are Charming, Pleasant and Endlessly caring. They deserve all the praise they receive and are selfless enough to share it with those they love.

They also give the best hugs and kisses.

“Wow, so you were born on August 16th? That’s, awesome! You’re awesome! Lemme give you a hug!”

by Soft Friend September 25, 2023

August 22nd

The day 2 absolute idiots got together after being awkward with eachother for a month straight

‘WHAT. EVEN SRE WE’
‘I DONT EVEN KNOW, YOU TELL ME’
‘I SONT KNOW’

‘I DONT KNOW EITHER’
……
- august 22nd 2021

by aylinis December 5, 2021

August 9th

August 9th is the day leaders are born, not just any leaders, the most compassionate and kind leaders.

Females born on this day are sweet, generous, strong and very kind, always look good and will age like fine wine.
Bossy, strong and attractive women are born on August 9th.
Man born on this day are strong, determined and very attractive, they are the definition of a faithful man.
If someone is born on this day and their name starts with the letter E, they will be very successful and loved by many.

Those born on this day will be challenged but they will succeed no matter what.

Person 1: hey when is the boss birthday?

Person 2: Eloisa was born on August 9th

Person 1: she is such a great leader.

Person 1 : The boss lady is very attractive huh?

Person 2: yeah, she was born on August 9th

Person 1: makes sense.

by Thetruthwill setyoufree July 23, 2022