Jew Cake

Refers to the holocaust in which the nazis put the jews in their easy bake ovens, hence Jew Cake.
"Man, this tastes totally like a jew cake it has that kind of tangy hint of discrimination and mass murder. now i feel bad."
by Toastpatrol May 06, 2009
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Syrian Jew

A Syrian Jew is a blanket term for Jews whose ancestors come from a few different Middle-Eastern countries (Most Noteably Lebanon, Syria, and Egypt). They are a very tight knit bunch that has settled mostly in the New York and New Jersey Areas (Brooklyn has the highest concentration). Some people might choose to bring up a stereotypical obsession with wealth and extravangance that some of them have, but that is not all of them and there is more. The people from this community may have there flaws (as do most) and the tightness of the community causes most every move to be watched under a microscope, but there are plenty of positives. The Syrian Jews are very charitable and very family oriented. When one person falls on hard times they all band together to help them out. The community is getting larger and larger but they still have a sense of togetherness that few communities are ever able to achieve.
Jack: Where are you headed today Carol.

Carol: To the Basketball Tournament to benefit the needy.

Jack: Wasn't there one last week?

Carol: When you're a Syrian Jew, the charitable functions never seem to end, but I kind of like it that way.
by Jack Jackerson August 31, 2006
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Jew Booty

a noun used to describe a girls butt or to diss something.
"damn that girl got jew booty!"

"man, that party was jew booty"
by Surge Hebrown July 06, 2009
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jew fort

Any Place where noobs can be placed on the paintball field, in a central location where they can be easily surounded and slaughtered.

99% of the time the "jews" in their fort die a teribble painted death
Put that noob in the jew fort, but convince him its a good idea
by Mark O. October 10, 2007
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Jew-Fro

1 (n.) The untamed, usually frizzy locks of a Jew.
Person # 1: "Did you see Rebecca's Jew-Fro at temple the other day. Man did that thing have its own zip code"
Person #2: "Yeah, she needs some frizz control for that Jew-Fro"
by Nikki4mets August 26, 2006
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Jew Tactics

1)Actions that are deemed to be cheap, such as stealing the last slice, taking shotgun even when someone else has called it, and being overall cheap and jewish like my uncle.

2)Doing something in a video game that is cheap, sneeky, or blatently against the stated rules. Also as being the cheapest character in the game or betraying your team mates. SEE Joey Tactics...Also, modding, standby-ing, circle boosting, dummy glitching, super-bouncing, or getting the shotgun or sword.
1)Guy #1:I call shotgun
Guy #2:*runs to the car and gets in anyways*...friggen twitty

2)Guy #1: I am going to pwn this noob
Guy #2: No way man, *switches SMG with sword and slashes opponent*
Guy #1: Jew Tactics
by $$K-Rock$$ March 30, 2006
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Jew Fingers

A person who after touching something makes it highly unluck for every person here after.
Dammit matt, you touched my Magic deck again with your damn jew fingers didnt you. Now this deck sucks.
by Jokers_Law February 05, 2010
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