Anal Mouse

A-nal Mouse {eyn-l mous}
noun
pl. anal mice

A type of white parasitic mouse that hides around your anus and in human rectums. Only lives there because of dirt and grime. Causes painful hemorrhoids and jaundice and painful erections in men. Attracted to fumunda cheese.

Cures: bleaching the surrounded area.

Men- wash fumunda out.

Kerry: "Oh James, why do you have a boner and yellow skin?"
James: "Um. I have the anal mouse."
Kerry: "You know they have stuff for that, right?"
James: "Yeah, but I also have chronic fumunda cheese disease."
Kerry: "Well, fuck you."

Anal Mouse by FUmundamasta October 15, 2009

Anal Itching 

the inching of the anus and or including the surrounding areas of the anus.

Kalynn said to Mike "My butt itches, u might have gave me anal itching" And Mike "Wash You Ass Every Once and Awhile"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anal Itching by Sir Long Slong December 27, 2011

Anal probe

A gadget used to dive deep into some ones anal cavity and give them some sort a sexual pleasure.

"Oooooooooo that anal probe is soooooooo GOOOOOOOOODDDD "(moans)

Anal probe by Dannyboi June 19, 2006

Anal Beard 

A large growth of hair in the anal region

Cordell has a massive anal beard
I have an sweaty anal beard

Anal Beard by Joe Symonds May 19, 2006

Anal Gravy 

The after effects of butt-fucking

Guy 1: Last night I filled my girl friend with anal gravy!
Guy 2: Nice dawg!

Anal Gravy by Ryan March 20, 2004

Anal Butter 

When a men ejeculates into an anus and he then fucks it again in order to turn it into butter.

I just churned the cream in her ass and I made Anal Butter.

Anal Butter by galacticdonkeyrape June 16, 2010

anal prolapse 

When the rectum protrudes from the anal cavity. This can either be a result of sodomy or over exerting one's self while defacating.

Did you see that red blob come out of that chicks ass while she was shitting on his face?!?!? She's got an anal prolapse.

anal prolapse by UNH Biochemistry October 27, 2009