A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.
Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(
by Simposium July 14, 2020
Get the Andremug. He is your best friend! You tell him everything and you trust him with everything. Andres is there through thick and thin and would never hurt you Intentionally. He is one of the few people you tell EVERYTHING. He is the only one in the world who can make you smile when you are crying, he understands you in a way no one else ever would. If you have meet an Andres never let him go he would never do that to you! Love him no matter what happens between you two. <3 <3 <3 ....
Girl 1:Andres is the only one in this world I trust.
Girl 2:I know right he would never hurt anyone.
Girl 2:I know right he would never hurt anyone.
by Hailey Nicole Keeton November 15, 2019
Get the Andresmug. they proclaim that they have never seen their parents genitals, that is false. they have seen their fathers shaft windmilling towards their afraid mother. If you come to cross an Andre/Allan proceed to chant towards him " HE'S SEEN HIS DADS DICK"
by THENuggetman9 April 16, 2019
Get the Andre or Allanmug. by minecraftcrafter2.0 December 13, 2018
Get the andremug. A good looking, God like in the sheets kind of man! He’s loved by everyone but only likes a few. He’s the guy that’ll leave you wondering “What If”. Get on his good side, and stay there. Don’t want to lose this one..
by hssnd69 December 29, 2020
Get the Andresmug. Andres is a very cool and chill person to be around. He is a great lover and his hugs are 1 of a kind. If you ever meet and Andres make sure you make a good first impression because if your on his good side you will have so much fun. Andres is a one of a kind human and just make sure you have a lot of fun with him while it lasts because he gets over things very quickly so don't think he will come running back to you.
Person 1: Omg Emily, Andres is so hot and kind I wish I could get with him.
Person 2: Same girl, when I was with him it was superrrrr fun while it lasted.
Person 2: Same girl, when I was with him it was superrrrr fun while it lasted.
by eskiiii April 1, 2022
Get the andresmug. Andre is a male who is most commonly reffered to as 'Cute'. Doesnt Like to fight because there would be no point in winning a battle that shouldnt have happened His Good Looking Attributes Make Andres Stand Out From The Rest. Andre Has a sense of humor that would make most girls fall for him. His Hugs are one of a kind and his kissed are the holy grail of the twentieth century. Hate isnt in his vocabulary and is an immense lover. He isnt much for Romace but he sure knows how to steal a girl from someone. He's a smart man who enjoys messing with people. He Has Strong Intentions For Making Friends And An Amazing Talent For The Arts (Literature, Music, instruments, and painting). Whenever he finds a mating partner he will usually mess up somehow but in a simple way he will care for his girl above most things. Andre is a one of a kind person who should not be given up for. You will not meet more than one Andre in your life.
'Wow That Andre Fellow Was Really Cute! I Wish I Had His Number!'
'Andre Impresses me in his way of artistic sense'
'Andre Impresses me in his way of artistic sense'
by d4c. November 22, 2021
Get the Andremug.