When you’re extremely exhausted, due to strenuous activity as a result of marital duty, or otherwise.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.
Mary-Lou to her recently married friend: “Shirley, you look so tired! Is married life that hard?”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”
by Turtle_Mountain_Sensei November 22, 2020
Get the Cow-Kickedmug. Tell this sentence to a person who is:
-is STUPID,
or -does NOT use his/her mind at all
or -thinks he/she is ALWAYS right!
or -says bullshit
-is STUPID,
or -does NOT use his/her mind at all
or -thinks he/she is ALWAYS right!
or -says bullshit
by emeliano May 27, 2018
Get the Who is this cow?!mug. a mechanically enhanced cow used to infiltrate enemy territory undetected, usually deployed in herds.
The only way to get past the enemy defenses was to strategically place a herd of mecha cows who could stroll in easily unsuspected, much like the Trojan horse of old.
by I'm Not LIke You Guys July 29, 2019
Get the Mecha Cowmug. a groupchat with the lomls. the coolest, funniest, nicest, and sweetest people you will ever meet and i just love them sm.
by wandasdeadkids June 26, 2022
Get the cow gcmug. A Cow Tamer is a slim male or female who interacts sexually with someone overweight.
Very similar to Chubby Chaser
Very similar to Chubby Chaser
Person 1: Hey, you see Joe over there?
Person 2: Yeah, of course.
Person 1: He's a total Cow Tamer
Person 2: No shit?
Person 1: Yeah, I know right?
Person 2: Yeah, of course.
Person 1: He's a total Cow Tamer
Person 2: No shit?
Person 1: Yeah, I know right?
by James from Tejas May 16, 2009
Get the Cow Tamermug. by El HeFe030303 August 23, 2007
Get the tuna cowmug. Jack: I don't know how to ask Jill to prom. I'm having internal conflict and I'm not sure if I should...
John: Punch the Cow! Just do it already.
John: Punch the Cow! Just do it already.
by Bubblegum2304 January 22, 2015
Get the Punch the Cowmug.