brown willis

when you take a turd (long shit) and let your girlfriend play with it during sex

I'm putting the Brown Willis in the condom for sex later

by clyons55 April 26, 2014

willie connector

The part between a man's balls and butt.

She got crazy last night and hit my willie connector.

by Swooos November 28, 2016

willy ear

When a person has a suspicious looking growth, that resembles a penis, protruding from the ear.

"Eww look at that willy ear!"

by Becky and Wayne November 23, 2007

Willy womber

A Willy womber is an animal that lives in your bathtub when you’re not expecting it. They’re like groundhogs except without eyes, ears, or a mouth. They start out hairless—at this stage they’re just wombers. After they grow hair, they become Willy wombers.

Friend: “Yo can I use your shower? I don’t wanna stumble across no Willy wombers.”
You: “don’t worry bruh, they ain’t got a mouth.”

You: “I can feel the presence of a group of Willy wombers in the bathroom, I can see it in my mind.”
Friend: “yo chill you gotta become one with the Willy wombers.”

by Antichumfreak September 29, 2023

Sticky Willy

Scottish term for a sticky plant you may find growing out the side of the street. (Aka cleavers/Galium aparine)

Plants are usually picked up and stuck to any other unfortunate soul nearby

“You’ve got a sticky Willy stuck on your leg”

by Somecuntelse May 20, 2021

J WILLY

Often referred to as being the gayest member of a group. Likes dick alot.

"see that gay kid over there, that must be J WILLY"

by Hot Dudes November 14, 2022

side willy

Similar to cameltoe and mooseknuckle but instead of the bulge being in the front of the pelvis, the Willy is stuck to the thigh which gives off the impression of an enormous willy.

Marc: Yo how'd your date go last night bro!
Seb: It was ight she totally saw my side Willy when I stood up from the table
Marc: Yasssss dude I love when I see other people's side Willy's
Seb: what!!?!?!

by Side Willy June 9, 2017