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Twin-headed dragon

that awkward moment when your pee is split into two and you miss the spot making a lot of mess around the desired target
I tried to kill a fly with my pee, but the twin-headed dragon saved it.
by yоshi March 6, 2014
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adoptive identical twin

Someone who is the smarter one of identical twins,hence the term.
Brock is Uriah's adoptive identical twin, since Brock won a medal at high school graduation and Uriah did not,Brock was always on the honor roll while Uriah never was,and finally,Brock went to college while Uriah just worked after high school.
Musa is Harun's adoptive identical twin, since Musa won a medal at high school graduation and Harun did not,and Musa always made dean's list while Harun never did.
by JMC70 January 8, 2017
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Vanishing Twin Syndrome

This phenomenon happens when a woman is expecting twins, but one of the twins in the pregnant woman's womb disappears or vanishes. This happens as a result of a miscarriage of one of the twins. The dead fetal tissues of the miscarriaged twin is absorbed by the other twin, placenta, or the mother causing it to vanish. Instead of having twins, the woman will have only one baby.
Dad: "I can't wait to have twins! I'm going to be the happiest dad in the world!"
Mom: "I'm so sorry hun, the doctor told me I have vanishing twin syndrome. One of the twins absorbed the other one."

Dwight Schrute: "When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins, and they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
by Undeveloped Peanut September 10, 2020
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Bitch Ass Twins

A set of twins that act like bitches, and always talk shit.
You see those twins named Jaz and Jae? Yeah that the definition of bitch ass twins.
by Thekiddofromthepiddle July 18, 2016
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adopted identical twin

Someone who is one of identical twins,but is the less intelligent of the twins,hence the term.
Uriah is Brock's adopted identical twin brother,because,unlike Brock,Uriah did not win any excellence medals at high school graduation,never made the honor roll,unlike Brock,and finally,unlike Brock,Uriah did not go to college but instead decided to work after high school.

Harun is Musa's adopted identical twinbrother,since Harun,unlike Musa,did not win any excellence medals at high school graduation,nor did he ever make dean's list in college,unlike Musa.
by JMC70 December 6, 2016
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black thunder twins

Twin brothers in this case black who think they can run game but end up getting played simular to male thots
Girl look at them those are the black thunder twins peddling on their bikes.., gee i wonder what happened to tbeir car
by chevycarsntrucks October 14, 2015
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snow cone twins

When two girls suck the same dick, and or figure it out together. At a later date. "They're sno-cone twins"
I just found out , my best friend has been sucking my exes dick. Now we're snow cone twins.
by BRANDONG69 October 25, 2019
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