Zach

Actually bad, little skill in life. Probably with 2 big toes on one foot.

That guy is such a zach

by Sonny and josh May 4, 2021

Zach

A fat ass Christian who loves his mom and is extremely rude and he is probably a baseball player or soccer player and he gets mad really easily but is funny at the same time. He loves doing stupid shit but you love it.

Zach wanna go somewhere

Fuck no

by Jesses smalls February 23, 2020

Zachs law

If one shall interrupt thy rules of what is posted on Facebook then one automatically takes ownership of thy post.

Zachs law means If a person shares a post on Facebook stating something such as " Your mom has one hour to reply or she has to buy your next tattoo" and you interfere with that post by tagging that person then you automatically have to purchase that tattoo yourself.

by Jungle ditch February 14, 2021

Zach

Trash can of a human and a terrible influence on everyone. He pawned all of his rings at the pawn shop - but at least he has good hair.

Zach where are all your rings! You must have pawned them.

by Cowboy Ken March 12, 2022

Zach Attack

:when Zachary Sherman has schizophrenic episode where he sees famous characters from well known philosophy novels (like the Consolation of Philosophy, Dante's inferno, the Apology, etc.)
:When a scholar is to be persecuted and received a Tally

Bro I think sher is having a Zach Attack on the new freshman

by Lil TeddyBear April 30, 2024

Zach

a guy that is always wearing pijamas and he has a weird obsession with saying nonono

Zach why would you cut your hair?

by mapacha2000 November 23, 2021

Zach

Small ass dick gets no bitches and like letting his dog tickle his balls

Zach is a good friend

by Zachery Ryan February 28, 2024