I Am your mom

What Mormons answer when asked why they are wearing a tie and backpack while choking on a piece of chicken.

Curious person: Hey, why are you wearing a tie and backpack?

Mormon: I am your mom, *cough* *cough*, ahum, sorry, I mean I am mormon.

by tellthetruth February 29, 2008

your mom goes to college

the ultimate come back refer to that fact that your mom is a whore and goes to college to sleep with the college boys

seriously no one got this yet

stfu example box your mom goes to college.

by RawRkitten1713 September 21, 2010

Your mom goes to college!

A quote from Napoleon Dynamite.

http://WhoGoesToCollege.com ???
Your mom goes to college!

by Frank Senbaynes December 23, 2008

your mom is like a taxi

Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.

Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
Ted: no y
Me: cuz i ride her all day lololol
Ted: lol fuk u

by Tool Warehouse June 29, 2008

your mom goes to college

Your mom goes to college is the best retort, known to the history of MAN. O:

OKAYSO
Kip was all "YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE" to Deb, who was trying to raise money for college. So the masses overused the greatest line. :<

Person 1: You're fat.
Person 2: Your mom's fat.
P1: YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE
P1 and P2: OOOH! I/YOU GOT SERVED.

by nora the explora April 06, 2005

your mom is gay lol

Its the best insult to a person. It kills them imidiatly or take there will to live.

Shut up your mom is gay lol!!!

by I love gay moms February 16, 2018

your mom goes to college

you guys are retarded kip did not start it, its from the ages of when college was made for younger ppls, and if your mom or parent was in college it ment she was retarded and couldn't get out. However now a days older ppl are free to join colleges so its whole burn factor is gone.

idiot 1: your mom goes to college!
kool kid: ya i know she's getting her PHd.
idiot 2: i wish my mom was smart.
idiot 1: ya maybe then you could come up with a burn.

by CCFHKCBK September 04, 2008