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Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).
You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.
by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025
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wiped out

when you blow into the bong and water gushed out the bowl piece and shoots onto your face
holy shit , i was taking bong rips and wiped out “
“ bro , i just wiped out “
by mym3m0rygr4v3y4rd April 11, 2020
mugGet the wiped outmug.

Danger Wipe

A game with friends; you use the bathroom for a number 2. You are allowed to use as much toot paper as you like the only rule is you are only allowed to wipe once!.
Matt: "Hey Brodie"

Brodie: "Yeah mate"

Matt: "You just do a shit?"

Brodie: "Yeah mate"

Matt: "Do a danger wipe?"

Brodie: "Oath, still got dags hanging, was a wet one"
by 90yoman August 8, 2018
mugGet the Danger Wipemug.

Ass Wipe

This word basically is used to call someone a piece of shit. People usually call people Ass Wipes when they are a pain in the ass, or a sociopath.
Person 1: “Your such an Ass Wipe”

Person 2: “Wtf did I do?”

Person 1: “Nothing, I just think your a piece of shit.”
by DemOddPigz December 24, 2019
mugGet the Ass Wipemug.

Quebec wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with
When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with and it's called Quebec wet wipe
by TTVwetwipe August 11, 2024
mugGet the Quebec wet wipemug.

Perpetual Wipe

A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.
Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!

José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe
by Dick Sanders696969 October 14, 2012
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