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Jesus in a wheelchair?

When about to hell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! out of rage but realizing you are surrounded by Bible beaters, and quickly changing it to something else as not to be forced to listen to eighty bible verses to compensate for you sins.
Gay 1 (During intense super smash brothers ultimate for nintendo switch match) "JESUS IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?!?'d be funny right?"

Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"
by Archduke of Douchebags May 16, 2019
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Blast the Wheels

The honorary phrase for a royally successful leg day. Used primarily when the subject will not be able to walk normally for the next few days.
"Going to Blast the Wheels at the gym this morning, Drew?" - Jacob

"You know how I do, boyo. I have Blast the Wheels written in pen every Wednesday on my calendar." - Drew
by TheBAMF84 April 14, 2019
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Reinvent the Wheel

Common code or jargon for copying someone else's work and claiming it as your own.

Frequently used in the military, even for the most mundane of tasks.

Especially applicable when the search to copy someone else's work requires more work than actually doing the work yourself.
1. If you've already done the work, there's no need to reinvent the wheel, just send me a copy of yours.
2. I'm sure I could do this, but why should I, there's no need to reinvent the wheel.
3. Whenever you copy and paste a request, remember to include that you don't want to reinvent the wheel.
by homogenius December 11, 2019
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i will make you a wheelchair

A widely used term for showing respect to your friend in New Zealand
Bob: completes every dare he's ever be asked by Gary

Gary:dude you've done every dare I've asked since we met now I will make you a wheelchair
by The cunt on the dunny February 7, 2019
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fucking the wheel

Eating milk and cookies, or any combination thereof. In doing so one is "fucking the wheel" in acknowledging that it is actually milk and cookies which together make man's greatest invention.
Person 1: "Hey bro, what'd you do for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "Not much, spent an hour fucking the wheel - right in front of my grandma."
Person 1: "Nice! You let her join in right?"
by Vinternet November 15, 2007
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Wheeling Jesuit

n. A Jesuit institution of intellectual fortitude comprised of some of hottest bitches east of the Mississippi. A refuge for rowdiness that is unparalleled by any other college or institution. Mad congregations at The Alpha. Basically, Wheeling Jesuit University is founded upon the Jesuit tradition of academic excellence and service to others.
Cowboy: Where the fuck am I?
Scared freshman student: You drove through the fence at the back entrance, took out the security cart, and slayed some hot bitch in my top bunk last night. Do you even go to Wheeling Jesuit?
by Wild Jack May 12, 2009
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Wheeler Dealer

A person who like to pole dance in their moving car whilst window shopping for thongs. Enjoys eating 20 McChickin nuggets and karate chopping several asses.
- Wow did you see that machine move?

- Yeah it was such a wheeler dealer!
by claireisaledgend May 26, 2009
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