Wanker

Kim

kim: the coat is brown!
me: no it’s blue you wanker!

by bluecoatforever July 24, 2023

Wanker

My brother

No explanation except that my brothers a wanker

by WilburNilbur January 26, 2019

Eric wanker

A young adolescent male who plays Fortnite all day and likes to wank it a lot . No Shame here .

Hey Brian, get out of my room? Why so? I’m trying to get my Eric wanker on !

by Great creative January 27, 2024

wanker bombs

The act of catapulting your favorite jelly beans of a male erection into your mouth

Steve: "Damnit Dale, shoot me one of those wanker bombs, strawberry please!"

by Magic Nate February 20, 2023

Wanker

You

You are a wanker

by The ultimate jizzer July 23, 2022

Prancer-Wanker

Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.

Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Prancer-Wanker!

by StupidLittleMan September 1, 2024

Wanker

Amiya.

Amiya you fucking wanker.

by Lolskeys August 27, 2018