Vampire Bag

A Bloody Tampon

You're being such a little bitch. Must be that time of the month. Check your Vampire Bag

by Al Cocksucker Swearengen February 26, 2019

vampire facial

having a girl sit on your face while she’s on her period

real men let their girl do the vampire facial

by captainpoggers May 2, 2024

Ghetto Vampire

Someone who is emo, but also has bright colored hair.

“Bro I just saw this girl with bright pink hair in the hallway!”
“I but she was a Ghetto Vampire.”

by Charlie The Moth Man May 24, 2023

Vampire

Pete Wentz

Pete Wentz is a vampire

by #1band=MyChemicalRomance July 28, 2021

Emotional Vampire

An individual that sucks the life out of your emotionally.

She is toxic, in her own misery she will suck the life out of you, she is an emotional vampire.

by Creativelingo January 18, 2021

Vampire Joint

Vampire Joint is when you you roll a fat joint and fill the crutch with tissue paper, then you use the crutch of the joint to tickle your ladies coochie. After the inevitable climax, you insert the joint, crutch first, deep into your baby mamas juicebox. Later that day you come back and your baby moma has food ready for you, so you feel inclined to get toasty, you ask your baby moma to bend over as you remove the now Vampire Joint out of her blood oozing twat. And there you have it, A Vampire Joint.

Hey Bonnie, why don't you come by the master bedroom and bend over, i'd like to retrive my Vampire Joint!

by yo momms box biatch April 10, 2020

Meme Vampires

In small group chats intended for sharing memes, these are people who don’t contribute and only stick around to suck out all the good memes provided by the contributing members.

These are not the same as lurkers in online forums who simply steal memes, because large online forums are built on the idea of large numbers of freeloaders. There, the lurking meme thieves at least contribute by supplying ad revenue.

Don and Keith are such Meme Vampires because they don’t even try to post anything good while the rest of us scour the internet for inappropriate content to make life bearable.

by Johnathan Harker July 12, 2023