A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
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not a. vegans are bad, but forcing this lifestyle on others IS bad.
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Person 1: Eww she's eating a dead pig!
Person 2: Just because ur vegan and don't eat pork doesn't mean that lady cant just enjoy her hot dog in peace.
Person 1: But that's a dead pig! That's so sad and I hate her.
Person 2: Ugh. This is why we don't hang out much.
Person 1: Because I care about animals?
Person 2: Because you obsess about the smallest things and make a big deal about it!
Person 2: Just because ur vegan and don't eat pork doesn't mean that lady cant just enjoy her hot dog in peace.
Person 1: But that's a dead pig! That's so sad and I hate her.
Person 2: Ugh. This is why we don't hang out much.
Person 1: Because I care about animals?
Person 2: Because you obsess about the smallest things and make a big deal about it!
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