Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*
Definition: "A woman's pussy."
Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'
Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."
Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'
Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."
Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.
Definition: "A woman's pussy."
Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'
Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."
Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'
Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."
Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.
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A site that will accept the most vile, malicious, derogatory, racist, sexist, and ignorant definitions submitted.
However, they often reject sincere, thoughtful, and truthful definitions to many things.
As a 6'4" 240lb "texas boy"...even I think it's ridiculous.
A site that will accept the most vile, malicious, derogatory, racist, sexist, and ignorant definitions submitted.
However, they often reject sincere, thoughtful, and truthful definitions to many things.
As a 6'4" 240lb "texas boy"...even I think it's ridiculous.
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" Do you know that website Urban Dictionary ?"
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by AnonCunt July 3, 2014
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Hm, good idea. I'll try that! - Maybe you, or someone else
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Hey, uh, this is just a joke, so sorry if it offended you! - Me
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