Windythe, the dusty trail executables

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Windythe, the dusty trail executables

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Slug trail

Slug trails are generally left by sloppy, messy, smelly vaginas. A slug trail is the slime, wetness and or discharge left on a surface, hand, or bed by an unhygienic woman's genitals.

When a woman is in a shirt skirt with no panties is sitting somewhere..and rises leaving a wet, stinky trail of slime which was secreted from her "hot pocket "

"I had Janet at my house last night...we were sittin on my bed and when she got up to leave there was a HUGE slug trail all over it!"

" ewww that girl smells like she'd leave a slug trail"

by TheBestThereEverWas August 31, 2014

Trailed

over talking about one subjuct for too long.

Narrator: Ben takes supersizesd hit from bong
Ben: You know when you are in the cereal isle at the store ...(20 excruciatingly long minutes late)...so that’s how I came to the conclusion that Trix ARE for kids!
Jerry: Woahhh man, you really trailed. You must really love cereal!
Narrator: Ben enthusiastically passes the bong to Jerry, as he continued trailing about his cereal endeavors.

by whatitisdoe February 22, 2019

Trail of tears

When one gets the instant urge to use the toilet during the middle of a shower, without drying off appropriately. Because said person has to towel off immediately, it leaves a "trail" of water from the shower to the toilet.

My parents were mad at me for leaving a trail of tears in the bathroom, but I had to go real bad!

by McBurgerton February 9, 2010

Mississippi Snail Trail

When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.

“Did you hear that josh gave wyatt the mississippi snail trail??”

by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023

Yogurt Trail

When you ejaculate on someone's "happy trail" and let it dry.

"Hey Tim, I think you've dropped some crumbs on yourself!"
"Nah man, that's my yogurt trail."

by LunaWolfgangGang April 9, 2024

Hallelujah Trails

Slimy secretions like a snail trail that provide evidence a gentleman has reached satisfaction.

"Oooh, that's got it," sighed Jez as he spaffed his wad. "Sorry about the Hallelujah Trails over your face though doll."

by The Rejected October 11, 2011