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Texas Tommy

Either: a very large bowel movement as a result of opioid-induced constipation
Or: a large stick, used to dislodge or break up such a bowel movement that is stuck in the toilet and won't go down
Or: a person (the "index case") who may have produced the original bowel movement after whom the above are named.
Wow, did you see the Texas Tommy that that guy left in the toilet?
by R2xman August 19, 2025
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Tommy buffer

The Tommy buffer is accounting for additional time when inviting a Tommy to an event. The buffer scales based on the importance of the event, and can range from 30 minutes to 2 days.
I’m so excited for my party but I had to use the Tommy buffer to make sure that Tommy was there on time.
by Jluke2024 February 15, 2024
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Tommy

A lil cinnamon bun who is sensitive. He's a great companion and a big nerd. And he's quite gæ.... uwu
Hey is that your friend Tommy?

Yeah the lil cinnamon bun?

wow
by Miuingpidgeon September 29, 2019
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Little Tommy

A generic term for trolls, troublemakers, and those bringing negative vibes to a community. The natural enemy of good times, positive vibes, motivation, and innovation.
Just ignore the Little Tommy.
by Bucky Day January 2, 2025
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Tommy

the biggest man in the world.
absolutely poggers.
nobody can beat him.
ok...maybe oreo boy could.
nah i'm kidding.
he's the biggest, bravest, kindest, most respectful, absolutely kid-friendly that has ever existed
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Did you see that man? he was poggers
of course he was, he's Tommyinnit
by Eleyoumightseethislol February 20, 2022
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Tommy

A strait faggot who shuts off your wifi on your Xbox even tho he make 🥓
by Yourmumge May 27, 2018
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Tommy

This boy definitely does economics... and is all about the city and more lash. So basically a reincarnation of satan, evil. Pure and utter evil. The cockiest being you will ever meet, he is generally convinced the world revolves around him. He is a walking red flag. However, he is very hot: Horny Obsessed Teen. Although he is incredibly annoying he will pay for your drinks (when he owes you one) so we love him rlly... Every weird quirk, especially his godly body and inability to resist his bestie :)
Ew I just met a Tommy
Urgh not Tommy again
Tommy's at it with his bestie again... urgh
by steve.nuelle January 8, 2022
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