Tom Cruise

I'm in love (yippee!!!) and I hate psychiatrists (fucking nut jobs, all of them, ALL OF THEM), who are out to control the world (trembles for a few moments) and drop hydrogen bombs on everybody (BIG ones, yeahhh). Hey, have you seen my girlfriend? (BOINNNGGG!!) I'm wild! You're cool, too! (Pulls hair out, laughs.) No, seriously? Oh. (Grows sullen.) Oh. (Grows REALLY sullen.) Oh. Why would you want to do that to me? No, seriously, why would you want to do that to me? Why? Why? Why would you want to do that to me? (Jumps up on couch, pulls dramatic stance, couch falls backward, he crawls up to kneel on the front of the seat.) They've hated me ever since I played a veteran of the Great Galactic War between the Thetans and the Engrammatised Ones. (Goes boggle-eyed, cackles, shrieks ...,) We're all going to be bigger than Oprah! (YAY!) And it makes me sick, you know that? Why isn't everyone looking at me RIGHT NOW? And you know what? I'm NOT GAY!!! Mimi! Ha! Nicole! Ha! Penelope! Ha! Katie, aww, KATIIEEE!!! Ha-haaaaaaaaaaaa! Here, I can lick my own balls, seriously. Just watch me ... (Licks own balls, audience stampede out of the auditorium.)

The above was a party political broadcast on behalf of Tom Cruise.

by Fearman April 16, 2008

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Cousin Tom

Slang for menstrual cycle, so to be more discrete when talking of such things. TOM stand for Time Of Month.

Cousin Tom is visiting and I'm out of pain meds..

by Sandy.. February 3, 2007

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tom cox

An alternate expression for a fuck boy. Tom (meaning a dickhead), and Cox (meaning cocky and self-absorbed) A tom cox is generally up his own arse and wants to fuck anything that moves - even cars (e.g. mercedes) In most cases, a tom cox would listen to drill music but is too pussy to actually fight. He isn't even that good looking yet he thinks he can seduce the whole world with his shitty personality. Overall, some clapped guy.

Girl: Look at this boy! I started chatting to him bare weeks ago
Boy: Nah blud, he's a tom cox, always chatting to bare yutes init. Don't go for him, silly gyal.

by TruFaxs April 22, 2019

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Tom Chen

A monster that is "humble" boasting about the terrible artwork he produces along with the salty chips that come out of his persona. He loves to salty the people around him and spreads his contagious negativity to everyone.

Oh look its Tom Chen and his "terrible" art work.

by void boi May 4, 2022

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