A guy from New Jersey who gets corn dogs stuck inside of his ass but slightly enjoys it. Toni Rigatoni is love with another man named Baldric who is from New York. Toni would love to bang with Baldric and make out with him. Baldric wants Toni’s booty which makes this relationship a perfect match. No one can tell Baldric’s girlfriend about his admiration for Toni since she lives overseas. Toni is the hottest person on Earth and would do anything to be with a bald man.
by thecorndogisstuckhelp January 23, 2020
Get the Toni Rigatonimug. A girl or guy that tries really hard to act wealthy but in reality is lower class and most likely leases all their b&ws...
sally: omg lindsay tries so fucking hard to seem rich . like, we know both your parents work at McDonalds
raul: yeah for real, she is a tony uptown
raul: yeah for real, she is a tony uptown
by Sarasota Bitch March 29, 2016
Get the Tony Uptownmug. she is sexy and cool and funny and she likes to sneeze alot, like sriously alot. posture check- she is so slay and not in her flop era. baddie, pretty, with a big juicy volumptious ass!
person 1: wow did you see Toni Anne walk byÉ
person 2: yeah what a big fattie she has- her back must hurt
person 2: yeah what a big fattie she has- her back must hurt
by poopyze April 1, 2022
Get the Toni Annemug. by 😈Shawdy44😉 September 18, 2020
Get the Tony Sanchezmug. A guy who made a series of Five Nights at Freddy's animations that are nostalgic to the FNAF community and were popular during FNAF's prime peak in popularity. Basically, it's a FNAF love story where Foxy and Mangle are dating and Chica gets jealous. Some drama goes down and this later results in Springtrap using Mangle to revive Fredbear because his memory chip is inside Mangle. Despite these videos coming off as a cheesy furry romance of the sort, the animation and voices are really well done and this is to this day regarded as a better love story than Twilight and is a cinematic masterpiece to FNAF fans.
Person 1: "Hey, you're a FNAF fan right? You should watch Tony Crynight!"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I watched him when I was 9 years old!"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I watched him when I was 9 years old!"
by Dong Jr. September 20, 2023
Get the Tony Crynightmug. The man who makes all the girls cry!
He's so hot and sexy with that body!
He's so wonderful with his songs and he makes 99 of portuguese mom's get wild!
He's so hot and sexy with that body!
He's so wonderful with his songs and he makes 99 of portuguese mom's get wild!
by carly16xo February 16, 2018
Get the tony carreiramug. the most lovey dovey couple of all time when they meet they make everyone around them feel as if they were the 3rd wheel the way they talk laugh and giggle will honestly make u die inside from the amount of love they share when arguing, having fun, or even chilling.
by saxeue May 17, 2022
Get the toni and diezelmug.