The Tillich-Walker paradox is a paradox that occurs when an individual has sufficient statistical knowledge to know the power necessary, or the requisite n sample size to draw meaningful conclusions about a sample pool of sexual partners, yet due precisely to this eggheaded knowledge they are unlikely to attract a sufficient number of mates to ever attain statistical significance in their own sample of sexual partners.
Oh man, Christian Tillich-Walker knows how many partners he needs, but he'll never be able to reach that number, I guess that's why they call it the Tillich-Walker paradox!
by tom32 March 15, 2018
Get the Tillich-Walker Paradoxmug. Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only committed to one girl... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you
by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018
Get the Kristian Walkermug. by Kid NErd June 6, 2022
Get the Tayte Walkermug. Kenneth Scott Walker II is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is tall, extremely handsome, smart, caring, and spoils whoever his girl is at the time. Once you have been blessed with his presence you will never want him to leave. He is a once in a lifetime man. He will try to please you no matter how ridiculous the request is. He treats every girl he has like a princess. No matter what you throw at him, he will always be there for you when you need him. Once you have him, NEVER lose him.
by heatherjoo December 29, 2016
Get the Kenneth Scott Walker IImug. Finds pleasure in most things. Will be regularly confused about a lot more things. Likes picking and consuming mushrooms from the middlesbrough moores. Smokes like an industrial northen chimney (this includes vapes, fags and the wacky baccy). An evening without winding down with a lovely can of stella isnt a proper evening for harvey walker. Regularly hops on the sunnies for 6-9 minutes at a time to catch a glowing tan to parade around the middlesbrough region, making the other villages jealous and rage in envy. Cupid struck harvey and is now in an intense long distance relationship (they see eachother often, hes just 5'2) with the german queen. There are no worries in harveys mind as he often says he common catchphrase, "dont even stress man", instead his mind in only full of stella and cheap fags.
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
Get the Harvey Walkermug. by The grand martes January 8, 2019
Get the Berry Walkermug. A person at a company, typically in some position of authority, who appears or claims to be busy but does very little actual work.
“Salad walker” comes from the stereotype of the female office supervisor that eats their lunch, stereotypically a salad, on-foot because they are “too busy” to sit down for lunch.
“Salad walker” comes from the stereotype of the female office supervisor that eats their lunch, stereotypically a salad, on-foot because they are “too busy” to sit down for lunch.
My supervisor is a salad walker. She’s apparently too busy to respond to our team emails, sign off on her paperwork that she tells us to do for her, or even tell us the new policy changes but is always taking time off for vacations.
by SaddestSardine April 22, 2024
Get the Salad Walkermug.