blasted to the moon

The state of being cross-faded: really high and drunk at the same time. So drunk and high that you were set on a lunar trajectory...

Yo! How dem beers treatin your stoned ass?

I've been blasted to the moon, man...!

by D.J. Cotton Baugh December 27, 2010

Russell Moon

Has the smallest penis in the world and looks just like his sister

Russell Moon gets your pregnant cause he cant find a condom small enough.

by spiritanimal360 April 23, 2019

Football on the moon

Playing football on the moon is the act of receiving head, and being fisted at the same time.

Friend: How was your night?
Me: I played football on the moon with this random girl.

by Eliad101 December 13, 2021

Moon Luge

Similar to "Snail Trailing", except done with your ass crack, preferably sweaty. Bare ass cracked starting from the bridge of the nose down to the tip, place ass crack and slide!

Not only was I Teabagged, they threw in a Moon Luge for good measure!

by AbsolutelyTheUndeniableTruth November 2, 2012

moon cryer

Someone who is sad and thinks of the moon as a symbol to how they feel inside or just feeling rlly sad

Person #1: I’m such a moon cryer I was so badly rejected

Person#2: I feel bad

by Teardrops💧 October 12, 2017

moon shoes

A sexual act usually with a man ramming his foot up another man's ass

"YOOO I GAVE THAT NIGGA HEAD AND MOON SHOES"

by nibbas whoms'ed'iv February 21, 2017

Moon Lamp

A lamp shaped like a moon

Aw man I will never get a moon lamp

by Ariel Aries March 29, 2021