noob shit

worse then a noob..noob shit... the most pathetic thing to be called on a game
noob shit gtfo
by wspu123 May 12, 2009
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Shit feels

When you and your bestfriend have to shit at the same time
Person 1. Hey I have to shit

Person 2. OMG SO DO I
Person 3. SHIT FEELS!!
by RylinNelsontherapist69 June 11, 2019
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flipping a shit

To get estremely excited, upset, or angry. Basically a more inappropriate way of saying "flipping out".
When my dad found out I scratched his car, he flipped a shit.

My girlfiend was flipping a shit yesterday when I came back late from work.

I heard Blink on the radio yesterday. I was flipping shits all over the place.
by starstarfairy September 01, 2009
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shit tsunami

A series of negative events that come upon you either all at once or in rapid succession.
Man, last week I lost my job, my dog was hit by a car and my girlfriend left me. It was a real shit tsunami.
by Happy Gringo July 20, 2020
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Shit! Zombies!

An exclamation that you would say if zombies invaded your house.
by adsswagger February 19, 2014
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Shit Ambush

When you need to do a shit badly; but then suddenly disappears only to come back an hour later with extreme force

may result in shitting yourself or a poo tickle
Example One:
Aw man! i was with Bek last night and we started messing around...and wen she took off my pants i had a surprise shit ambush!


Example Two:
The other day John was trying to play a joke on me and mooned me from his car; only to have the joke on him wen he bent over and had a shit ambush all over his steering wheel



by PoPo Dickman November 03, 2008
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onion shit

When you've wiped 10+ times and it's still leaving a trace.
Guy 1 : I've just had one of those dumps when the wiping was never ending.
Guy 2 : You mean an onion shit. It's like peeling layers off an onion.
by tnyflgs November 16, 2013
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