Short Position Complex

The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.

Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.

by SilverBack the one and only January 13, 2022

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positions

Ariana Grande's hit anthem, an ode to codependence for pick-me girls from the album with the same name. An inferior follow-up to her previous two amazing albums.

Positions is Pickmeisha's number one favorite song ever!

by The Q Conspiracy April 17, 2021

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This process involves finding the hidden spot on a Vietnamese lady that is covered in a thick layer of brush. When located, your penis will be gravitationally sucked into the trap leaving you immobilized. The only way out of the trap is to force your body with brute strength back in forth inside of her. This causes friction to burn the shrubbery and it to release the penis.

I used the vietnamese fly trap position to heat up my rice.

by kingify January 14, 2025

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kitty position

the sexual position one would use when the parter is penetrating the other partner from behind

“He had me in kitty position, girl.”

by Linaasas October 30, 2019

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64.5 position

Basically like 69 but you finger her instead of giving head

Bro we were in the 64.5 position last night! It was amazing and she loved it
- Liam

by SacredBoy May 9, 2020

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The Martian Position

The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.

DUDE I nutted so hard last night when this chick showed me The Martian Position.

by pooptoes September 25, 2020

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