Noun: A derivative of the term bush pig, a bush weasel is a skinny, ugly, and weasel-like bitch. Skinny enough to get laid, ugly enough to never be claimed by any man.
by mikecoxhuge August 3, 2024
Get the Bush Weaselmug. A Mythical Creature, dedicated to Party Karate. It is able to drink copious amounts of Tequila, without a hint of fear. It can sneak around town without being captured by the feds. Not to be mistaken for it’s timid spineless cousin the typical Sneaky Weasel.
That Sneaky Phuckin Weasel really rocked the party last night... I have no idea how he weaseled his way from the Feds!!!!
by Sneaky Phuckin Weasel March 1, 2010
Get the Sneaky Phuckin Weaselmug. The art of hanging out in skanky bars sober in order to pick up drunk women take them home and have sex with them
John went weasel scouting on Saturday night and picked up a 58 year old intoxicated large lady and took her home and boinked her senseless. He went weasel-scouting
by Sarahr November 15, 2013
Get the weasel-scoutingmug. A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.
by Lucky the RC September 8, 2020
Get the Weasel Tugmug. “Hey you wanna sneak onto this movie set?”
“I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel”
“I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel”
by Don’tLookUp January 16, 2021
Get the Pussy Weaselmug. a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.
by Tobdogg October 18, 2011
Get the German Weasel Flumug. by Arbiter19963 January 14, 2011
Get the Weasel Whackingmug.