Vampire Fangs

Eating someone out while on their period.

“I ate my girl out and she was on her period!”

“Bro you got your vampire fangs!”

by b a b y c a k e s February 27, 2024

vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.

The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.

by God moment March 13, 2021

Spunk Vampire

A term used to describe a woman who's a bit of a slag and rather fond of man juice.

She's a dirty Spunk Vampire.

by King Monkey UK August 13, 2008

Vampire daiquiri

A strippers period blood put in a drinking cup mixed with Tito's

Drake is a lucky man, his girlfriend always makes him vampire daiquiris for free when he visits her job late at night

by October 28, 2021

Vampire Year

When a man or woman goes 1 month with no sex

Damn homie i haven't banged anyone in at least 3 months.

Lol, Yeah foo you have 3 vampire years.

by Vergotas 619 March 28, 2024

vampire T-bag

To T-bag someone with a bloody tampon

Man Jasmine Vampire T-bagged last night it so wasn't cool man

by Sparky Wolf Dream December 28, 2013

space vampire

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.

Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents

by e. honda’s jock strap September 04, 2022