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polishing my helmet

nigga:hey hoe start polishing my helmet
hoe:aghit but i dont come cheap
by lalalallalalalalalalal; December 30, 2007
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polish prince

A pollock that chases men to grab sacks. This stupid action would only be acceptable in Poland.
The Polish Prince tries to grab the sacks in the mens touch football league.
by Booyakashaabazala July 9, 2007
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polish sex manual

In ---->

Out <---

Repeat!
Most privates (military rank) are so stupid they couldn't fuck their mothers with the aid a polish sex manual.
by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot August 31, 2011
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Polish Soda Fountain

Popular fraternity hazing ritual where seniors stand in a line and drop pants. The new guy is expected to blow them all. They pee in his mouth, hence the name "Polish Soda Fountain".
The new guy was excited to join Delta Tau Chi but didn't expect the Polish Soda Fountain to leave such a bad taste in his mouth.
by Bugsy McDingle November 28, 2012
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Polish Dice Game

When you are making out with a person while having a staring contest with them.
Guy: Did you see Stacy and Bill last night? They were making out while looking into each others eyes? It was really weird
Girl: yeah, that's a Polish Dice Game. And yes, it was weird.
by thewalker1996 September 2, 2018
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Polish Movie Night

To make air popped popcorn with your sexy blonde female partner and insert grass fed, unsalted butter into her vagina and ask her nicely to squat over the bowl of popcorn until the butter has Melted over it, followed by any sexual act resulting in at least one orgasm and then watching a movie while eating the delicious popcorn.
My girlfriend and I had a polish movie night last night.
by Greene Link September 3, 2019
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polish titty twister

A polish titty twister is when you pour hot melted butter all over a pregnant woman's giantacular chesticles, then applying car battery clamps to her hershey kiss nips, all while having her slob on your knob until you reach orgasm at which point you violently twist the clamps to induce severe milkage.
"dude i gave that pregumundo cholo hoe a mondo polish titty twister!"
by Polishmilkjug December 22, 2013
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