Earth

A ROUND object containing very little intelligent life located 3 planets from the sun.

Person 1: the earth is flat right bro?

Person 2: get the fuck outa here before I shoot yo ass.

by 55shot November 2, 2020

Earth

A beautiful gift that humans are destroying. We need to take action and save this amazing planet.

Human: I'm a careless idiot who dug up the earth

Any animal: fuck you.

by EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH May 23, 2023

thinnest thing on earth

My patience

According to scientists at Harvard hair is the thinnest thing on earth.

They obviously haven’t seen my patience.

by _some.guy December 28, 2021

Earth contemplation

When a philosopher contemplates the Earth.

Earth contemplation is good for mental health.

by Natural Life April 9, 2021

Earths-Waters

Earths-Waters; A planet like Earth in the Crack 90s.(earliest 90s)

Earths-Waters;Astronaut; let's get off this Earths-Waters planet and go to Pluto. Other Astronaut: sure thing. :)

by gayb1995 November 6, 2023

Wulfeck Earth Origin

The origins of the Wulfecks are shrouded in mystery, some say that the first Wulfeck on earth was the same roman soldier that stabbed Jesus in the side with the spear of destiny. And that he was transformed by the blood of Jesus as it splattered on him.

The Wulfeck earth original is thought to have lived an extended lifetime of possibly up to 400 years, and was the founder of Germany, and known as K'uk'ulkan the south american god to the mayans.

The Wulfeck Earth Origin states that the same roman soldier that stabbed Jesus in the side with the spear of destiny, was also the first earth created Wulfeck.

by jimmylanes34 January 18, 2023

Earth

The (FLAT) planet you live on and one moon(WE NEVER LANDED ON IT).Some people say that “the earth is round”.DO NOT BELIEVE THEM THEY ARE GOVERNMENT SPYS.

The earth is the third planet in our solar system is the only flat one.

by Epicman January 22, 2024