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Zorro Split

Mustache similar to Zorro's, two mustaches divided by a small gap.
by YourMomsFather May 22, 2021
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Split it and Quit it

Awkwardly riding in an Uber and splitting the fare with people you just met at a bar (typically to another bar) in an effort to save money. You hope that you won't see them again.
"Hey bro did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night? Nah man, we just Ubered to another bar and I escaped, fortunately I was able to Split it and Quit it."
by DeadliftinJoe August 9, 2016
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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
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The bannana split

When a human(mostly man)is receiving oral from a monkey, and the monkey mistakes his Penis for a bannana than bites it off. On occasions it proceeds to anal fuck you.
by Micheal harsch March 29, 2017
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fat man split

The split that a fat man gets in his belly below his belly button, but above his waist line.
Look at the fat man split on that huge bastard!!! He really needs to wear a shirt in public.
by seanzi88 September 13, 2016
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Double banana split-dip

When a bisexual girl sits on her boyfriends dick with another girl sitting on her strap on.
Yeah last night me and Justin finally tried the double banana split-dip!
by Pushpop56 May 20, 2023
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Nuggee Split

When you are drunk or blazed and buy a 10 or 20 piece chicken nugget to split between two people.
We would like two five piece nugget, oh wait make that a ten piece nuggee split!
by ElCompanjero September 5, 2016
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