Smurf

In advertising sales, a potential customer who talks about how big he is as a company and how he has all this advertising budget to spend with you but then he gets sticker shock when you present him a package at 100 per month.

Paul: Hey Mike did you sell that contractor you saw in the hamptons today?

Mike: No that guy was a Smurf

by Paul Munda November 08, 2012

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Smurfs rape each other

oh my god smurffy's been smurfed by the great smurfs!
shit my smurf got stuck in the smurffer

by The Vlogies October 30, 2017

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Something that is so cool that you could only explain it saying 'smurf'

Bro 1: "Yo bro check out my new shoes!"
Bro 2: "That shit's so smurf man!"

by giovanniurbandictionaryuser45 November 05, 2023

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A Smurf is when you go into a portaloo and people flip it to the floor and they come out in all blue stuff like a Smurf

Hey, Alyssa remember that day you turned into a smurf?

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A small blue twerp that appears in a village. Chased by evil wizard man, they are rejected by many for their small appearance. Literally, they live on a mushroom.

Bro this Smurf is killing me, it's so ugly

by a fallen angle December 06, 2022

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