Poser

A person who gives people the idea to think that they skate, when they really don't. An example of what a poser wears is Thrasher and anything from Zumiez. Some posers ride penny boards, which doesn't make them any less of a poser, but let's just be honest - at least they go on wheels. If you're a beginner skater, you aren't a poser, because you actually skate. If you're called a poser for being a beginner, kick that person in the balls.

Only posers wear Thrasher!

by rainbowgorilla April 25, 2023

Poser

Someone who thinks of himself/herself as a wolf (or fox) amongst sheeple, though most people that know them think they're a fucking idiot.

The poser talked a lot of shit about sheeple.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

poser

some cell phone company

poser mobile says you outta prepaid minets

by bob jeans July 20, 2008

poser

Someone who wears clothing to look like they're something they aren't

Andrew: Holy crap dude did you see chris's new skater shoes.

Logan: Yea he's a total poser.

by lotubs8 October 26, 2009

peter poser

Typical kid who takes pictures of all his dad’s cars to impress girls because he has a little penis

Look at that Peter Poser at it again on instagram

by Skeetman337 June 19, 2018

Poser

Someone who is really everything they try to make fun of, while imitating everything they are while trying to make fun of somebody.

The poser had to wait on somebody else to come up with material so she would have something to say was not theirs originally.

by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.

The guy got shot at a pig pickin after an argument about which one of them was the bigger poser.

Guy- I'm more of a poser, but I want to hear you say it!
Other guy- Nope, I've always been the real poser, bang. I had to check you like that, you were getting on my nerves.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021