puffin’ pan

A fish that puffs water out of its gills into the pan it is in while it is being fried

Do you know the puffin’ pan,
the puffin’ pan, the puffin’ pan?
Do you know the puffin’ pan
who lives on Proud Puff Street?

by bluestinger66 July 6, 2023

Pan

When a person is majority white and they still try to claim there hispanic side

Logan is 70 percent white but still claims his hispanic more

by Johnson385 July 19, 2023

pan

A frying pan. Or a weapon if you use it the wrong way.
Also means pansexual.

A: Hey can I borrow your pan?
B. Wtf why would you take my pan guy??

by hydrofungus July 26, 2023

pan

its either a human who is attracted to all genders and those outside the gender spectrum and those who dont fit anywhere adn those who move around you get the point. or its a weapon thats also used for cooking or its pan spelt wrong

john: man i tried going out with a pan woman
ron: what happened?
john: she hit me with a pan and now im in pan
ron: did you mean your in pain
john: no i ment shes actually cooking me right now im inside the pan please send help
ron: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
john: and im in pan
ron: i know your in a pan
john: this time i ment pain
ron: ohhhhhh
john: shes still cooking me alive send help please
ron: CHEESUS FUCKING CHRIDT MY LORD AND SAVIOUR WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!
john: ouchie

by the only joe papa August 11, 2023

Rubying a pan

Burning the shit out of a pan when making food, especially Mac n’ Cheese.

Alternate: When you burn your hand on a pan and it puts you in a sour mood for the night.

Oh did you guys see what Jaime did? She was totally Rubying a pan and it was fucked for the rest of the night!

by Benedictionary August 18, 2023

Pan

1. The Greek god of sex (also a half goat)
2. An abbreviation of the word pansexual, meaning the ability to feel attraction to anyone, regardless of gender

The pan(sexual) reading this is the god of sex

by grilledcheeseunderthedoormat August 18, 2023

Poor Snowy Pan

When my friend has a complete mental breakdown and types this instead of, ‘personally pan.’ After she terribly tries to explain why saying homophobic and transphobic things is ok knowing now that I’m gender queer and lesbian.

“Yeah but I tend to be sensitive about those things.”
“Yeah, me too I tend to make those kind of jokes though because I am poor snowy pan.”

by Conehead4Life&Ever September 26, 2025