tanning the hide

A viking term for sex

Person A: Dude I was tanning the hide with Starr today!
Person B: Wow Brett, your a badass.

by BoS Antonius November 10, 2013

Hoe tanning

Letting all your lady/man parts out for the world to see with no fucks given. Get your tan on and don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.

Bitch, come pick me up and let's go hoe tanning at the beach!

by Bnlopez June 8, 2016

Tan Pants Man

Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.

"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."

by SOG3 January 7, 2021

Tan Face

Similar to black face, the process of a white person painting their face black in order to portray a black person...but for those wanting to be hispanic.

Oh, little Amber, just because you're wearing Tan Face doesn't mean you can make better tacos.

by Shamusaurus January 7, 2011

gorrila tan

A super dark African American sometimes said to be so black that they are purple or blue in color.

Honey, Turn the lights on I can't see the burgalars, they must have that gorrila tan.

by Chicken F##ker March 25, 2016

Dirty spray tan

When someone takes a bunch of laxatives and takes a liquified shit on someone and they rub it into the skin

“Dude I gave Stacy a dirty spray tan and it’s still on her”

by I’m a piece of shit January 3, 2020

Stray Tan

When your significant other ejaculates you in front of homeless cats

“Yo yo I just stray tan my girl at the park it was awesome

by Ogdouble06 May 19, 2021