Joel Tan

He looks like a potato
Has a mind of a potato
Basically is a living walking potato

Guy1: Look at Joel Tan
Guy2: Potato?

by hyperactiveboi April 17, 2019

Zachary Tan xuan Hao

Some one who is rough and bad in sports yet looking down on people.

Zachary Tan xuan Hao is "Good in sports".

by 3691218 December 5, 2019

Tokyo tan dick

A usually small and tanned dick with a mushroom tip.

Tyler i thot you were black and you wiped out a Tokyo tan dick on me god dam bitch suck yourself.

by Boooka December 7, 2019

Fake Tan Problem

When someone applies over 100 layers of fake tan and think they look good. When really it’s streaky and black. Then they start to go green

Fake Tan problem is Also known as an Amber!

by Toiletroll2020 December 12, 2019

shower tan

A deceiving tan that makes you look 10000 times tanner than you actually are. disappointing.

"Why does my shower tan make me look so much tanner?¿?"

by Ayeee23 June 6, 2019

grandpa tan

A tan that has an orangish tint and on an older male or female with wrinkles.

Yo you vegan nerd u have a grandpa tan LOL

by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019

grandpa tan

A type of a tan line where usually old people that have a tan line that is tan only on the limbs but pale on the chest and stomach. Grandpa tan is similar to a farmers tan.

“Why do you have a grandpa tan, gramps?”

by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019