Carpet Bomb

Depositing sperm specimen into a bushy beaver

Mike carpet bombed Brittany’s hairy beaver.

by Xoboots July 29, 2020

Carpet bomb

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face

“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds ”

“Aye man”

by PoisonousSea323 December 07, 2021

Carpet bomb

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face

“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds ”

“Aye man”

by PoisonousSea323 December 07, 2021

White Carpet

An excessive ammount of tissues used to masturbate.

Boy 1 : What are your plans for t'night.
Boy 2 : Im rolling out the white carpet fam.

by GodsFailedPlan June 15, 2018

carpet nozzle

Your nose.

You take your best girl out for lunch and she wants spaghetti, so you order spaghetti for two. Everything is going well until you get some tomato sauce on your carpet nozzle, so embarasing.

by timsworld July 30, 2020

Carpet rat

A pussy ass bitch who thinks there something big

Justin’s a carpet rat

by The Pushin P January 24, 2022

meat carpet

A donna kebab

ima gonna go out this weekend, get pissed and finish off the night with some meat carpet

by interbred.monkey May 28, 2021