MW3 shotguns

" STOP USING F****** SHOTGUNS IT'S LIKE YOU PAID FOR THE $70 VERSION OF COOKIE CLICKER CLICK CLICK CLICK LIKE HOW DOWN BAD ARE YOU FOR KILLS YOU UNSKILLED FELINE LIKE LISTEN YOU GET A FREE PASS IF YOU'RE GRINDING CAMOS THAT'S DIFFERENT BUT SO F****** HELP ME IF I SEE SOMEONE USING A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN WITH ORION MASTERY CAMO I AM GOING TO ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS ALL 7 CHAOS EMERALDS AND EVERY SINGLE F****** INFINITY STONE TO SUPERCHARGE MY ORGANS AND BECOME A LITERAL FLYING GOD JUST SO I CAN PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND VAPOURIZE YOU WITH MY HAND LAZERS AND IT'S GONNA SOUND LIKE THIS AAAAAAAH"
quote from theslimeninja2839

I F****** HATE MW3 SHOTGUNS

by LIME_kayton December 8, 2023

Shotgun Humor

A type of humor system that hits close to home, very quickly, and meant to catch you off guard, alike to a shotgun pass in football. Oh, yeah it’s also based purely around shotguns, Alabama, or fucking some gay whore named Dunkirk

What type of humor was being told up there? Why, Shotgun humor of course!

by Jackinator84 October 28, 2023

Shotgunning

Shotgunning is a means of consuming a beverage, particularly beer, very quickly by punching a hole in the side of the can, near the bottom, placing the mouth over the hole, and pulling the tab to open the top.

I saw this video of a girl who looked like you shotgunning a beer.

by Yagirlkween October 29, 2018

Giving a shotgun a blowjob

A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid

Friend A: should I drive tonight?

Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?

by 1blueheron December 11, 2024

Shotgunning a blunt

Do it by yourself or with others, Baseball\ Chicago on steroids, take your hit and when you get the blunt back, without exhaling, take another hit and so on until you can't hold anymore, then exhale but... you can not take in fresh air without smoke in your lungs and you cannot take a hit without smoke in your lungs. Easier by yourself but just as satisfying.

I call it shotgunning the blunt because you get halfway and it feels like you got shot in the throat by a shotgun. If you make it to the end you're an animal. " Hey, man wanna shotgun this blunt with me? ". " I love shotgunning a blunt by myself! "

by JskriptXXIII May 17, 2020

Shotgun

Verb: The act of performing foreplay on a woman in a specific unique style. This is done by splitting the middle and ring finger and with the index and middle finger inserting them into the vagina (two in the front). With the remaining two fingers these are then inserted into the bum (two in the back).

Dude…tonight I’m going to shotgun my woman! 🖖🏼

by RustyHartley March 14, 2023

shotgun

Taking a rip of a blunt and blowing it back through the blunt. Another person then breathes in the rip from the other end of the blunt through their nose.

stoner 1: hey bro, wanna shotgun my hit?
stoner 2: no man thats gay
stoner 1: no brah its hands free smoking.. just breathe in the other end of the blizzy
stoner 2: ok you're right I'm blitzed off one hit

by Keep blazin n stay amazin October 22, 2017