polishing my helmet

giving someone a B.J.(blow job)

nigga:hey hoe start polishing my helmet
hoe:aghit but i dont come cheap

by lalalallalalalalalalal; December 30, 2007

polish prince

A pollock that chases men to grab sacks. This stupid action would only be acceptable in Poland.

The Polish Prince tries to grab the sacks in the mens touch football league.

by Booyakashaabazala July 9, 2007

polish sex manual

In ---->

Out <---

Repeat!

Most privates (military rank) are so stupid they couldn't fuck their mothers with the aid a polish sex manual.

by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot August 31, 2011

Polish Soda Fountain

Popular fraternity hazing ritual where seniors stand in a line and drop pants. The new guy is expected to blow them all. They pee in his mouth, hence the name "Polish Soda Fountain".

The new guy was excited to join Delta Tau Chi but didn't expect the Polish Soda Fountain to leave such a bad taste in his mouth.

by Bugsy McDingle November 28, 2012

Polish Movie Night

To make air popped popcorn with your sexy blonde female partner and insert grass fed, unsalted butter into her vagina and ask her nicely to squat over the bowl of popcorn until the butter has Melted over it, followed by any sexual act resulting in at least one orgasm and then watching a movie while eating the delicious popcorn.

My girlfriend and I had a polish movie night last night.

by Greene Link September 3, 2019

polish corn dog

When someone puts a roll of pennies into a condom( ties the ends), then lubes it with ketchup and mustard and then proceeds to fuck someone in the ass with it and yell..."OOOOYEAH CORN DOGGY DOGGY" and then eats the crusts off of the sides of a piece of bread.

Mark asked me asked me to do the Polish corn dog with him...
I didn't say no.

by Rincryo November 7, 2017

polish holy water

Vodka

Polish holy water can get you drunk AND sterilize a wound, so it's a true miracle.

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020