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man phone

A phone designed for a real man. It must be:
1) Rugged as Hell
2) Indestructible
3) Waterproof
4) Able to withstand a night of heavy parting at a the Triangle Mansion
Woltag: "Hey guys, look at my gay iPhone."
Buoni: *Takes piss on iPhone*
Woltag: "oh no! my pussy iPhone just short circuited!"
Durski: "You're a tool" -> *Chucks his MAN PHONE at Woltag's head to knock some sense into him, the drops his phone in Goliath and chugs 2 beers*
by Delta-T May 12, 2011
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Stunt-phone

When a 'working-girl' carries several cell phones, with the phone in which she receives her 'business calls' from her 'Johns', being called the stunt-phone.
Damn, that blue-eyed working girl, carries 3 cell phones, how many 'stunt-phones' does a 'Ho' need?
by The beast 1990 May 14, 2011
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Bruckup Phone

A phone so crap you may aswell use two tin cans and a piece of string...
Bruck up = Crap, Broken, mashup, old....

As owned by J-Co and Kemz
J-Co you got a Bruckup Phone

Kemz your phone is Bruckup
by D_Messi May 14, 2010
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Phone-Phoney

A person that uses a cel phone to avoid people or conversation.
Joe was walking down amongst street people and decided to use the phone-phoney technique to avoid being pan-handled.
by Bob Plumeau June 19, 2008
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Phoned out

Derogatory. A corruption of the phrase "zoned out" but on your phone.
Is that kid okay? He's sure staring at his phone a lot!
He must be phoned out, probably writing edgy rap music about his life, no doubt this person is coo.
by Duncehatz May 3, 2013
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Phone cuddling

/fōn/ /ˈkədlin/ (verb) aka Phone cuddlin' 1. of or related to phone cuddle. 2. act of having the phone next to you while talking to a recipient and falling asleep, which may occur in both professional or personal situation.
The act can be accidental or intentional. Prior warning of slumber should be vocalized if personal. Snoring may occur. Friendship/Relationship/Family should not take offense. Repeat if necessary.

Action in the Professional setting may have side affect of release from employment (Caution: face planting is imminent).
*Check your phone provider for possible overage charges.
I love it when my girlfriend is phone cuddling with me as we have phone sex.
During a conference call, we heard our manager phone cuddling as the snoring was loud on the speaker phone.
by Virgil S. January 13, 2015
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Phone Rape

When your friend is continuously calling you every 2 minutes to clear a doubt right before an exam
Friend:Hey man, what's a lodestone?
You:Man will you stop this fucking Phone Rape??This is like the 69th time.
by HandleSwag February 22, 2015
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