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Mafia Mystery Community

"'hey i'm thinking of joining this community called the Mafia Mystery Community'
*proceeds to die of cringe*"
by troutorama April 29, 2021
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Vagina Mafia

Popular shows made for women, starting with daytime television for housewives, like the View.

The organization has been expanded in recent years to include folks like Emma Watson and Hannah Gadsby, even Jimmy Fallon (a rare male member of the clandestine group).

The male equivalent (dick mafia?) would be something like the Joe Rogan Experience, or the now discontinued Opie and Anthony show.
"You know who I'm talking about? Oprah and them, the vagina mafia!"
by JarHead773 March 8, 2022
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land mafia

Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.
Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.
by zpack November 19, 2021
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Shit Show Mafia

A group of unstable, offensive, and crazy individuals that aim to hurt your feelings.
I was trying to talk in the group chat, but the shit show mafia showed up and made me cry.
by brooketastic February 3, 2018
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Mafia

a girls name; destined to have a great start of relationship with males. Especially with boys with the name: Billy, Bosco and Ben.
Look! Mafia is dating with Billy again!
by Anonymous69420a December 13, 2021
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whore mafia

1. A social concept where a gaggle of hoes that use their pussies as an only way of life to survive without actually being pimped.

2. A group of women having kids with multiple men and leaving them for the child support.

3. A group of women sleeping with guys for material and emotional gains without intention of being faithful or being there for them in any way in return.
Example 1:

Guy : Wow, Maria is so pretty!

Female: Steer clear of her she belongs to the Whore Mafia.

Example 2:

Guy: Since my wife became part of the Whore Mafia,I'm living in a Shack and can't see my kids.
by Arealbluntmothafucka May 16, 2016
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CS Mafia

"I just want them to crush me between their thighs."
"Who?"
"Iza from CS Mafia"
by Wishywashyhandsoap July 5, 2022
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