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Creamy Cupcake

A Creamy Cupcake is a girl with such irresistibly edible frosting (pheromone rich smegma) that no man can resist the taste thereof.

And it is NOT just their frosting's induced culinary experience, but also the Neuroendophysiological spin it gives the dude's brain, and through the pituitary via his testes, his enhanced libido and testosterone level.
Dude #1: I was with that new Creamy Cupcake from human resources Friday and her frosting was so sweet, and it gave me a boner that lasted the whole three day weekend

Dude #2: I understand, she left her locker unlocked in the gym........I just licked that Creamy Cupcake's frosting from her panties.... ...I had such a boner the next day... ...I had to call in sick.

Dude #1: I still dream that I am hearing her Erotic Refrain!

Dude #2: I cannot wait to get the wrapper off that Creamy Cupcake.
by MadDrJeckel II May 25, 2023
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cupcake trap

A cupcake trap is a dude who looks like he definitely likes kids.
Person A: Bruh look at that guy he looks like a creep
Person B: Yeah, that's a cupcake trap if I've ever seen one
by boogersarefunny May 6, 2025
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Cupcake

Cute, fluffy, cheerful... like a cupcake
Hey bro how’s your girl?”
She’s good, being a cupcake
by Dr. Realtalk March 21, 2019
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Cupcake

A sports team that's not very good.
"That team's not a contender, they're a cupcake."

"Of course they're undefeated, they play Cupcake State every week!"

"It's an entire division full of cupcakes"
by Krustov November 22, 2011
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Foreign Cupcake

To put your hand on another persons bum when they fart, and then put your hand to their face making the one who farted smell their own fart.
I foreign cupcaked my friend when he farted and made him eat his own fart.
by Skreaming Flea October 13, 2017
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cupcake

cupcake- delicious yummy scrumptious lovelt amazing yes yum
omg that cupcake was fire
by barbie_cookieswirlc February 27, 2025
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human cupcake

a fat, plump man who is sweet to everyone
“wow that guy is a human cupcake!”
by sexy.monkie.princess77 June 22, 2018
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