Carly Bae Summer

Summer of 2021 will be spent worshiping the iconic pop queen Carly Rae Jepsen. During May 21st to August 17th everyday you must replay the same songs “Call Me Maybe” “I really like you” “cut to the feeling” “run away with me” and “store”. On every Friday of the summer we must support our queen by wearing our Carly Bae merch. The summer must be kicked off in what will be known as a “Carly Smash” that is initiated by a psychotic L.I.T manager

“This summer is Lowkey boring”
“What are you fucking stupid? It’s Carly Bae Summer, where’s your JBL we must praise our queen!”

by GagaThumper496 April 23, 2021

Hot dad summer

Summer shouldn’t just be for the girls or guys but instead should be all inclusive, this leads us to the fathers or our community. Whether it’s a dad bod with shorts or the man your daughter calls daddy. Hot dad summer is for those special men that either fathered you in life or those kinky men you call daddy in the bedroom.

Rachel: Is that your dad over there?

Brad: yeah it’s hot dad summer so he whipped out the cargo shorts and is flexing that beer gut.

Alexa: Hey daddy.

Ritchie: Yes kitten?

Alexa: why don’t you take off those shorts and show me what hot dad summer is all about...

by Yoej Otitses May 19, 2021

Hot Curl Summer

A term used to describe the hottest season of the year after styling your waves, curls and coils with Curlsmith products.

The curls are finally out and you're living your best life like it's summer 16 all over again!

It's Hot Curl Summer, so you know you got it lit 😏

Stranger 1: Girl your hair looks bomb.com. Did you use those new Curlsmith products?
Stranger 2: Duh, girl. It's Hot Curl Summer. What else would I be using to get ready to party?!

by Hot Curl 21 May 19, 2021

Cursed Man Summer

The type of summer that those laden with powerful curses from birth have. A cursed man summer typically involves:

-Living in an old mansion/manor in the middle of nowhere, or in a creepy house at the fringes of the neighborhood at the city outskirts, talking to nobody either way
-Not keeping up with any male fashion trends whatsoever
-Staring at the wallpaper, the ceiling, the old-timey furniture, etc… for hours at a time and slowly going insane

-Playing chess against a board commanded by otherworldly spirits
-Hearing bizarre noises every night that you dare not investigate

-Battling demons in your mind 24 hours a day

Reid: I haven’t enjoyed the summer season in three years. Looks like I’m having another cursed man summer.

JJ: Sucks, man.

by Shepherd Guy May 7, 2022

Lit Girl Summer

The act of being outside, enjoying life, looking your best, feeling your best, and getting lots of money.

Summer 2023 will be my Lit Girl Summer!

It’s a Lit Girl Summer!

by Lit Girl Summer June 28, 2023

mid-summer crisis

The time during the summer holiday when you get bored of fun and decide holidays suck.

Man, this mid-summer crisis is making me want school.

by heyaitzme July 26, 2022

summer ass cheese

when it's 100 degrees out and you weigh 230 pounds and you go to the 7/11 to buy an extra-large fountain soda and by the time you get home there's an ocean of sweat between your ass cheeks going all up into no-man's land and you try to wipe it off with your shirt but realize it's too much so you grab some paper towels and wipe it away. then you smell the paper towels because for some strange reason you like the smell of your own ass.

Those pheromones you think you're attracted to are probably summer ass cheese.

by summer_ass_cheese July 23, 2022