Super Stiff

super stiff /supər stɪf/ - The act of getting stiff after humping a washing machine.

Bert from sesmie street that went crazy and was tired of being a columbian penis so he became super stiff.

by the bish nuccas April 7, 2009

Shit Shuff

When one selects shuffle on their iPod, only to hear a poor endless list of songs. Usually, these songs are least favored on the iPod, or are very unsuiting to the occasion of the shuffle.

Tom: Dude hurry up. Pretty soon its gonna get real hot out. I wanna get this morning jog over with!

Tim: Alright chill out. I'm dealing with a major Shit Shuff right now! All I'm hearing is christmas music and very unmotivational jazz.

by The Big Bad Brandon December 8, 2009

Tumblr-Staff

To make a situation or thing worse than originally was, despite constant criticism. Based off of the staff on Tumblr, who consistently create unnecessary updates that the users hate.

Man, Jimmy really tumblr-staffed our chances for the finals when we told him not to try and go for those three-point shots.

by Undead32 October 19, 2015

The White Staff of Justice

The White Staff of Justice is defined as a pet name for a white man's cock when having sex with a black woman.

Dave slayed his woman with the "The White Staff of Justice" forever changing her mind about white men and their cocks.

by DWN2 May 22, 2016

Stiff Little Fingers

AMAZING IRISH PUNK BAND!!!!!!! sometimes referred to as the "Irish Clash". Very political, and very talented! AMAZING BAND

Some Stiff Little Fingers' songs are Nobody's Heroes, Suspect Device, and the Silver Lining

by clashcityrocker January 22, 2004

corporate stiff

A career man or woman, a member or the rat race, someone whose life and personality are defined by work. Their temperament is the same at all times, and they are unable to turn their serious nature off and relax, hence the term 'stiff'.

Alex is sacrificing his life working ridiculous hours just to earn his obscene bonus every year, so that he can be wealthy in old age. But by age 40 he had become a corporate stiff, forever changed by years of drudgery that have made him unemotional and boring.

by Prophite January 26, 2009

Stiff shit

Phrase used when you don't care about what someone has just complained about.

Person: But that's not fair, you got more than me!

Me: Well stiff shit.

by sadistic_monkey July 12, 2006