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Intelligence signalling

To broadcast or telegraph that you are more intelligent than you actually are by attempting to educate people and provide unsolicited advice under the guise of helping them.

Includes an element of virtue signalling as the goal is both to dominate by making yourself appear smarter and more virtuous in juxtaposition to the receiver or audience.

The intention (as well as virtue-signalling 'helpful' advice) is to self-level-up and often to make it seem like you have more knowledge in a given field. Since you often target someone more specialized or experienced than you are your advice is either common knowledge, making you appear like a douchebag in the eyes of the receiver, or it is made up bullshit.
My mistake was when Joe asked me how my marketing business was going and I said 'slow'. For the next hour he was intelligence signalling useless advice. The only thing I learned in that hour was how little he knows about marketing.
by mogydee June 16, 2020
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Earth signs

Earth signs TAURUS VIRGO AND CAPRICORN those are earth signs , Earth signs are Practical , Earth signs can be loyal they can also be stubborn and inflexible but you can always count on them . They make the best friends they're slowed to anger but if they're annoyed.....WATCHED OUT! they're are particularly in tune with their senses so they have delish food recs and fashion gorgeous recs , they'll always use their beautiful mind and high standards to work on projects .
IS SHE AN EARTH SIGNS ?
yes she is
by Maelyn Rodriguez February 1, 2022
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La Signora

Oh Look a NEW vase!
Who's in it?
bruh what?
La Signora
by musou isshin November 20, 2022
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Turkish Smoke Signal

A Turkish Smoke Signal is when a vape pen is inserted into the anal cavity of a person with only the mouthpiece exposed. A second person then proceeds to use the vape, giving the impression they are sucking smoke from the anus of person one.
Person 1: How was your date the other night?
Person 2: It was a bit strange, he insisted that we did the Turkish smoke signal.
by wankygroen September 3, 2020
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swiss signature

Signing a document by taking a steamy dump on it.
Kat: Yuk, what smells???
Simon: Oh, it's just Eric, he's giving your farewell card a swiss signature.
by carlson_exch2006 January 1, 2007
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signifigant

my intiligince is signifigant
by Mr Sig March 22, 2013
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Significant Other

If you are a guy or a girl and there is a girl in your bed and is not wearing her panties or only wearing her panties, and has been at your place for more than an hour, or more than a day, then she could be your significant other, otherwise she could be a hooker.

If you are a girl or a guy and there is a guy in your bed and he inserted something of his inside of any of your body's openings during the night, and has been at your place for more than an hour or a day, then he could be your significant other, otherwise, he just may be a male prostitute, or the one you met at the bar last night
Example 1:
Joe: "Hey guys, Dan has a girl staying at his place. I have been to his apartment twice this week and she was there both times. And both times she came out of Dan's room with only a towel wrapped around her and she is a blonde. I think Dan has a significant other now"

Dan: "Yep"

Everybody: "Yay!!! Way to go Dan ... Score!!!"

Dan thinking to himself: "I wish! She is just a really cheap hooker"

Example 2:
Gina: "Hey Jane, I saw you with a guy last night. Was he a male prostitute?"

Jane: "No, he is my significant other"

Gina: "Really? because I may know something about him that you don't seem to know. His name is Ken and he is a male prostitute. I have hired him to get one of my girl friends laid one time not too long ago"

Jane: "Okay fine. He is not my significant other. I hooked up with him at a bar last night and we just had a one night thing"

Gina: "Did you guys use protection? I mean with him being a male prostitute and all, it is a pretty scary thing to hook up with someone like him at bar and bring him home"

Jane: "Okay fine. He is not my significant other, and I did not hook up with him at a bar either. He is a male prostitute and I hired him because I haven't had anything inside of me in such a long time. There you have it. Happy?"
by Fun Times October 4, 2012
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