shitfuck

the moment was hell, kinda of like your shit coming out your ass and going right back in, yeah... that's the feeling you're gonna get

kid 1 :u ready to present?
kid 2: for what?
Kid 1: our project, fool! today!
kid 2: shitfuck!

by cyrwr1 March 2, 2009

shitfuck

an alcoholic beverage consisting of EVERYTHING you can find around you, may it be multiple kinds of alcohol, condiments such as mustard or even dirt. anything goes. youll feel shitfucked afterwords

lets go make shitfucks guys i love not remembering what happened the night before

by MarMyd June 29, 2007

shitfuck

An alternate method of identifying an individual who pleasures others with anal sex, especially if there will be fecal matter involved.

you are obsessed fucking my ass, you shitfuck!

by SkillShit July 20, 2008

shitfucker

someone who is an ignorant idiot. a really fucking stupid idiot. someone who is rascist and does not know how to do jack shit, or act normal, or be nice. A real punkass who does not know what they are doing, and are bullshitting their actions. Commonly used in a joking, nonserious manner; othertimes used as a way to combine shit and fuck when describing a situation or person.

What are you doing, shitfucker? Give me my keys back!

Those shitfuckers are always making fun of me...

by redbomber0 December 28, 2005

shitfuckassballsbitch

Well..it's shitfuckassballsbitch...what more needs to be said?

"WHO NEEDS AN EXACTLY ITS SHITFUCKASSBALLSBITCH!"

by Chica :3 May 15, 2015

shitfuck

When you miss the hole.

<< It has to be sad really short and fast>>

Person X: Ohh it feels so tight!!
Person Y: WRONG HOLE MOTHERFU****!!!!!
Person X: Oooooo shitfuck!!!!!!!

by CheperitoPepperoni March 27, 2017

Shitfuck

The best My Little Pony background character; delivers telegrams to ponies all across Equestria. To be cherished and honored. Also Derpy’s (girl)friend.

Shitfuck: “Telegram for…”
Out of frame pony: “Don’t say it.”

by Krazyyouknowwho May 3, 2023