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Sexual Crustaceans

Otherwise known as crabs, sexual crustaceans are obtained from doing the dirty with a someone dirty. Sexual crustaceans itch at the pores of hair that are infected and can only be killed by medicated shampoo.
Yo raw-dogged that dirty ass hooker and she gave me some of her sexual crustaceans.
by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement November 22, 2009
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Sexually Dehydrated

The mental and physical condition of a male as a direct result of his female having the goodies on lockdown or cutoff.

Alternative:
The point at which a person has had such a dry spell in between sexual encounters that their standards drop beyond what is normally acceptable.
Tiger Woods is so sexually dehydrated since his wife, Elin Nordegren found out he was driving more than golf balls into the holes or hos. She made sure he lost not only his creepin' pie and his ol' stand-bye.

Alternative:
"I am so sexually dehydrated that fat bitch over there could be in trouble by the end of the night."
by EL KooL May 7, 2010
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Sexual Earwax

Sexual earwax is just regular cum but is produced when you dig so hard in your ear that you cum
dude just made some sexual earwax
by thehoeslapper May 12, 2015
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sexual bryan

he is a very sexual bryan
by sexual bryan February 2, 2018
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sexual maniac

That person has a sex addiction, with other words, that person is a sexual maniac.
by NOnameNOsurname November 15, 2019
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Sensual Eggnog

when a man puts cinnamon in his pee hole and cums in a girls mouth to create sensual eggnog
wanna taste my sensual eggnog?”
by suck my wee wee December 11, 2020
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Sexual Colonialism

Invading and occupying the class of a other gender to appropriate and loot its roles, reservations, and responsibilities in society in order to avoid the roles of your own gender as a form of escapism. Other terms include Transgenderism, LGBTQ, YASS KWEEN and many more.
There is a 40% chance of suicide for people who practise sexual colonialism..... whats that? It became 50% in 2020??
by ChungusC March 4, 2021
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